The Street Interview

 

"Well, aren't you gonna ask if I'm high first?"

"Well, are you high?"

"Well, clearly! Can't you see?? I stand here before you all 6 feet and three

I'm as high as it gets higher than a monkey

climbs, but only I unreel the string of the kite which is my mind."

"Go ahead blind interviewer," I say to self. 

"Ask your dumb question or trick question so I can martyr myself

Put me in the sight of the barrels for a public execution 

Execution by firing range and not bullets but comments that will bite my flesh and devour my life."

"Ask your question already. I see you've paused to think."

Blind lead blind [giving the blind such a bad rep] a product of the groupthink 

content creating, fodder on which netizen zombies are to munch when they inevitably pause to blink

Crunch, crunch, crunch 

I'll eat up your question, whatever you come with

I'll take my time, parse each line

And answer slow as is my habit

I'll say less, say you say more

This will be a story to tell

How the prankster, YouTuber got his bell

rung, and his ratings fell but only after this viral moment with this interviewee from hell!